Song

Everything I do is wrong--
I've made it a sort of song
or dirge
and I was singing it all day long
until you left, slamming the door,
leaving the television
overturned and smoking on the floor...
and more!

But you'll be back
to pick up the slack,
to spruce up the shack,
and put spine in my back
by telling me
everything I do is wrong.

And of poor quality too.

Pain, My Child Bride

A song

My pain is all I have, brother--
pain is my father and my mother;
from my pain I will not hide,
for pain, she is my child bride!

She may be mild, she may be dormant--
she may be objectified, an ornament;
she may be straightforward and/or snide
but pain, she is my child bride!

She may be wicked and intense,
she may dwell in the pluperfect tense,
she may be busy tanning hides
but pain, she is my child bride!

Secret Domicile of the Most Relaxed

Here is a view of the Secret Domicile.

Admission

I had an affair with Tiger too.

Realization!

When we take chances, we often fail.

Office Tao

Sit at desk doing nothing--

hard not to respond to incoming emails.

Sit at desk doing nothing--

hard not to answer ringing phone.

Sit at desk doing nothing--

hard not to listen to coworkers' voices.

Sit at desk doing nothing--

not that hard when you get the hang of it.

Meetings, the Tao thereof

Meetings fall on the sage's day like gentle rain.
A good meeting is like a marsh or pond.
A bad meeting is like a swamp.
There is little difference between a good meeting
and a bad meeting.

Those who know, do not know.