Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Pain, My Child Bride

A song

My pain is all I have, brother--
pain is my father and my mother;
from my pain I will not hide,
for pain, she is my child bride!

She may be mild, she may be dormant--
she may be objectified, an ornament;
she may be straightforward and/or snide
but pain, she is my child bride!

She may be wicked and intense,
she may dwell in the pluperfect tense,
she may be busy tanning hides
but pain, she is my child bride!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Secret Domicile of the Most Relaxed


Here is a view of the Secret Domicile.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Admission

I had an affair with Tiger too.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Realization!

When we take chances, we often fail.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Office Tao

Sit at desk doing nothing--
hard not to respond to incoming emails.
Sit at desk doing nothing--
hard not to answer ringing phone.
Sit at desk doing nothing--
hard not to listen to coworkers' voices.
Sit at desk doing nothing--
not that hard when you get the hang of it.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Meetings, the Tao thereof

Meetings fall on the sage's day like gentle rain.
A good meeting is like a marsh or pond.
A bad meeting is like a swamp.
There is little difference between a good meeting
and a bad meeting.

Those who know, do not know.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The sage, his use of words

The sage uses arcane words like "gustatory."
He uses them incorrectly.